![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:42 • Filed to: changeofheart, weekendwagon | ![]() | ![]() |
I recently said I would import a Lancia Stratos.
Well, I do love it, but I changed my mind.
I think I need an RS6 Avant V10 instead, because DD capabilities, and well, V10 with two turbos. I dont care what color it is, but Red would be nice.
I just request a lifetime warranty for it.
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:43 |
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I wonder what the Audi techs will say when you show up with that...
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:46 |
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Two rules:
Car doesnt go anywhere without my presence in the drivers seat.
Car never sleeps outside at night.
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:49 |
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Probobly something along the lines of "You poor bastard." After they hand him the repair bill.
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:50 |
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First they'll put on rubber gloves and get the lube out...
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:51 |
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I say go for it
Can't be any worse than an out of warranty Ferrari, Lambo, Jag, or Aston? Or can it?
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:52 |
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Hence my request for the lifetime warranty.
![]() 08/03/2014 at 19:57 |
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Funny story about rubber gloves....
When the 3000GT VR4 came out, Mitsubishi techs who worked on them were specifically instructed to wear special brand new white cover-alls, have a face mask, and wear arm length rubber gloves. They had to treat the cars better than any ferrari, even if just for an oil change.
Learned that today from a guy telling me about when he took his brothers car in for an oil change and general once-over back when they were brand new.
![]() 08/03/2014 at 20:01 |
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Wow that is crazy!
All they needed was to also be in sterile rooms like in the hospital ICU
![]() 08/03/2014 at 20:04 |
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"We're losing him! Compression is in freefall! We need an oil injection STAT!"
![]() 08/03/2014 at 21:12 |
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I guess the real question is could you resto the v10 into the Stratos? That might be fun.
![]() 08/05/2014 at 00:59 |
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I adhere by both these rules strictly. :D